Bug Fix v1.04.18 — Premium Service

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A three-panel pen-and-ink comic titled “Bug Fix: Premium Service.” Panel one: A shady ant wearing a fedora and trench coat leans against a brick wall in a dark alley near a dumpster, talking to a nervous customer ant. The shady ant says, “You need errors? I got errors.” Panel two: The shady ant opens his trench coat to reveal the inside lined with crumpled papers, misspelled memos labeled “MEMMO” and “EROR,” and an upside-down pie chart. He says, “Artisanal. Hand-mangled. Untraceable.” Panel three: The customer ant hands cash over to the shady ant and says, “I need something that looks like I didn’t sleep.”

v1.04.18 — Apr 18, 2026

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